We are assembled here to pay final respects to our honored dead...

Jakob Free was a man of many paragraphs, most of them filled with nonsense. They are contained within this hallowed digital mausoleum. Additionally, some of his long lost work can be found at thecyclecomic.tumblr.com and www.suburbanchickenhawk.tumblr.com. Before his untimely demise, he was also one of the voices of Popular Topical Discussions, a podcast about the secrets of the pop culture universe: poptoppodcast.com (itunes link)

His soul can be contacted at the following ghost email: jakobfree@gmail.com. This is his phantom twitter: @jakobfree.